10 TerroristsCame by BOAT recently..543 Terrorists willSoon Come by VOTE.. God Bless Us.. Take Care. JAI HIND……

Question:How Many Jokes Are/Were Created On Rajnikanth Till Now ????....Answer:Just One Or TwoCoz,Rest All Are Facts !.!.! :D

I`m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment but if you leave a message the News of the World will email it to me late

Dress code for Feb-14:Green-Leave me AloneRed-Going 2 ProposePink-Accepted ProposalBlack-Rejected ProposalWhite-Already Booked

EXACT DEFINITION OF engineering..Engineering is the study of finding a black cat in a dark room,u know wh,when der is no cat..

On a dark night near an ocean in Africa a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend Darling are you there?

Birds luv u...Monkys luv u...Hippos luv u...Girrafe luv u...Chimpnze luv u..PLEASE.............RETURN to ZOO They all miss U!!

I come up with my best jokes during exams Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humou

Written on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road `You are not looking at the road right now be careful `

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A very wise saying:If u dont succeed in d first try,.Erase d proof tht u evr tried..!Self respect bhi koi cheez hoti hai yaar.

Whats Karan Johar up to?K3G: Love ur parents.KHNH: Love ur neighbors.KANK: Luv others wife.& nowDostana: Love the Same Gender!

Doctor: You re in good health You ll live to be eighty Patient: But doctor I am 80 right now Doctor: See what did I tell you

Have i done anything wrong?Then y r u avoiding me?Atleast remember me once in a week.It really hurts me.WITH LOVE,TOOTH BRUSH.

Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race....:::Dont even try to guess wht happnd:::::::Rajnikant won the race on Neutral gear!