Advice of dentist Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush Don t let any body else use it and get a new one every three months

What is the true Friendship?Ans- It is when your best Friend runs away with your wife &u r Really Worried.....For ur friend.

Astrologer: U ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u Frog: When n where? Astrologer: Next semester in Biology la

Difference between Truth Lie: Truth is a Debit Card Pay 1st enjoy later Lie is Credit Card Enjoy 1st pay later with mark-up

Thought of the day :"Behind every successful man there is a woman and behind her there is a man looking at ass"...

There are some fools in this world who always reply no for every question we ask....Now you tell me are you such a person ??

:*Fresh Flower for you*...*What are you looking for?Flowers..?.:*Have Some Sense Yaar...Ye Moblie hai "Gamla Nahi"

Teacher: Why is your nose red? Johnny: I smelled a b-rose Teacher: But there is no b in rose Johnny: There was in this one

Boss to his Friend: Kya Zamana Aa Geya Hai My secretary resigned yesterday Friend: Why? Boss: She caught me kissing my wife

I feel the feel u feel,do u feel the feel i feel?If u feel the feel i feel, i too feel the feel u feel. So u dnt feel my dea

Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine? OMg PISS OFF Potassium? K

Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said `Formulas must be on your finger tips`

I m Going To Paint ABlue Square In My BackyardSo ThatWhen People Loot At ItOn GOOGLE EARTHIt Looks LikeI Have A SWIMMING POOL

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar: Knowledge and wisdom will save you from attachment Wait Aren t you attached to your Rolls Royce fleet?

At Night if Mosquito bitesWhat to do....?????????Just scratch n sleep again!We r not Rajanikanth 2 makethe Mosquito say Sorry