All Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . .IllegalBannedFatteningExpensiveOr . . .Married to Others. . . ;-

Mon to Sun From Jan To Dec From birth till my death my feelings 4 u have never changed For me you ve always been a headache

If You Love Someone,Fight For It. . .But...If That Someone LovesSomebody Else........Be A Soldier...Kill Them Both Bastards

Hi Need one girl to marry Age no bar color no bar height no bar caste no bar but girl s father must have his own bar CHEERS

Without u r sms week days r like MOODOUTDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SUFFERDAY & SADDAY so plz sms me everyday

Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?.........................100% Attendence... :-P

Read its very fast.wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wowwow wow wow wow wow wow wow wowCONGRATULATION! now you make a sweet puppi

A history teacher his wife were sitting at a table The wife asked Anything new at work? He replied No I m teaching History

We r ALL Safe..WORLD is not going to END in 2012..Bcoz..Yesterday..RAJNIKANT bought a LAPTOP with 3 Years of WARRANTY . . !

Wht Hurts more dan losing a luvd one...??......Solving the final accounts and finding dat ur balance sheet doesnt tally...!

we realise the value of life increases only after it is lost........eg:- Alive chicken 60 rs....chicken tandoori 280 rs....

Customer: Your dog seems very fond of watching you cut my hair Barber: Quite right Sir Sometimes I snip off customers ears

Some dead people went to hell were glad after seeing the board on gate Why? Because it reads: NO SEATS EXCEPT FOR SC/ST/OBC

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut

Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,...............Exuse me!My face is 6 inch above, from the place u r looking at.