I m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it s hard enough to find one s way around China Town

White paper on black money: Details are grey; May age with time to yellow; Opposition sees red; Taxpayers green with envy

Today Is World Red Rose Day.If U Luv My Frndshp Give 1 Missed CallN Snd Tis 2 Al Ur FriendN See Hw Many Missed Call U Get

Q: What s the diff between mother wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying the other ensures you continue to do so

When Alchohol is consumed,Whatever is in the mind comes out...So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.

once rajnikant buy 40 acers of squre land and make 4 wells in all 4 corners..u know why..?for playing carrom.............

What happens when a lion roars thrice?-----Think-----Any guess?-----Ok, I will tell you..-----Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!

Wh8 do u call the place whr every 1 is sitting beside u and u still feel lonely?......bolo..bolo.............EXAM HALL ;)

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner say those three sweet words to you Pay The Bill

Best msg ever written on board in church--"God never fails"A stock broker wrote below it-:"Let him trade in stock market"

Love is DEBIT CARD ,Life is CREDIT CARD,Wife is VISA CARD,Lover is ATM card BUT FRIENDSHIP is WARRANTY CARD keep is safe.

It s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat It doesn t It actually makes u LEAN against bars poles walls friends strangers Cheers

New Research SurveyShows That88% Of The World AreModern And Civilized. . .Remaining 12% Still................Use ORKUT ..

The `Right to Sleep` is part of our fundamental rights? Of course Without it how could we have got through school college?