When I was in darknes,you gave me light.You gave me strength to make life bright.Thank you so much. ..PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly

The ultimate key to relieve oneself of all worldly tensions has been discovered by the Punjabis It is called Sanu Key

Height of positive Thinking:A Man Marrying His own Secretary,Thinking that she will still follow his order as Before..!!

"The problem with Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries is that -A moment on your Lips, Forever on your Hips..!!"

Look at the world as one big chocolate cake It would never be complete without a few sweet nuts Sweet like ME nut like U

What a strange society....!We dont believe in life after death but yet people always ask what next after engineering...!

Revealed: India is the country with highest population In China they end up counting the same person over and over again

Eyes: To look at you; Hands: To pray for you; Mind: To care for u; Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me

Yaar Zuckerberg if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on may I suggest IRCTC

promise mejaantrue frndi,m the heartu r tha beati m wateru r fishi m the moonu r the stari m the treeu r the monkey...ok

Ek machchhar marne se,koi shikari nahi ho jata.Do char MESSAGE karne se,koi bhikhari nahi ho jata......So keep messaging

Whenever u have a problem,just sing ur favourite song...U will realize that....The problem is better than ur voice.....!

The rain makes all things beautiful The grass flowers too If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn t it rain on you?

Every year millions of gallons of alcohol is left behind in bars Before you leave you must finish it Drink Responsibly