To be is to do. (by Socrates)To do is to be.(by Plato)To be or not to be.(by Shakespeare)Do be do be do. (by Scooby do)

Man is a head of the family,woman is a neck of the family,kyunki gardan jahan chahey head ko kahin bhi ghuma sakti hai.

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!Yar Khud Soch,SochoYarSochoAns:SCREW DRIVER,

Indian Financial Budget 2012-13: More food grain storage to be created Party time for rodents Ratatouille for the rats

A Company offrd Rs 500 for each Money-Saving Idea. 1st prize went to the Employee who suggested d Award b cut to Rs 250

jab question paper ho out of control ,answer sheet ko karke fold,aeroplane bana ke bol ..?..?..?..?..?..?..all is fail!

Question- Aisa kya hai jise bina hilaye dulaye upar-niche kiya ja sakta hai?...Ans- Tapmaan(temperature)Think Positive!

if u r with 1girlsits anandif with 2 girlsmaha anandwith 3girlsparama nandbut if u r with many girlsitsswami nityananda

Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat But I m not looking to develop a heart problem

Man: Darling if you marry me I ll satisfy your smallest wishes Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?

A hotel guest to the manager Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No sir only when it rains

Smartness runs in my family...... When I went to school I was so smart myteacher was in my class for five years........

Insult:-Once rajnikanth sat for d MBA Exam,Guess what happend ?hona kya thafail ho gaya Bechara..MBA haimazaak thodi he

A Toilet is like a Commitee Meeting.People come with Lot of Pressure,Sit,Create a Lot of Noise & UltimatelyDROP d MATTER

Q:Why a person with broken heart doesnt need general knowledge?..A:Jab dil he toot gaya, toh "G.K" kya karein.