Tension is when wife is pregnant!Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!Horror: When both r pregnant!Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!

Sumwhr in Africa...A Black boy to his black Girlfriend on a romantic nyt out near da sea shore askd her..."Honey, where r u..?":p

I am scared of people who study a lot; They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense

Sucide tips 4 boys:-1-Tk big rope tie it around ur neck & Hang ur self...2-Slow deth; tk a small rope tie it on a girl"s neck n marry.

8Semesters80GB syllabus80Mb we study80KB we remember80bytes we ans.BINARY Marks we get, dis is known as B tech( Brain is Technically Empty)

Dear reciever I m a Blonde Virus I m not so advanced so pls delete all ur files urself and also help me to spread by sending to all Thank U

Its Better To Bunk A Clas Than To Miss A party Wit Frnds..Bcoz, Today When I Look Back.EQUATIONS Never Make Me LAUGH..But MEMORIES Do..!:-)

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds Open ur eyes Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool

Gud Morning Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood Thanks

the pain of losing a loved one is nothing when compare to pain that is felt when................biscuits fall into tea due to over dipping.

God thought that since he couldn t be everywhere he made a mother Then devil thought that he couldn t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law

I HateWhen People See MeAt The Mart And Say,"Hey What Are You Doing...Here ... ? "I Am Like"Oh You Know,Hunting Elephants...

All Your Life You Are taughtNot To Talk To StrangersAnd Then You Are ExpectedTo Sleep With 0ne ... !....."ARRANGED MARRIAGE" Damn

ASINCEREPRAY!TOGODO!GOD I DO NOT ASK A THING FOR MEI want somethn 4 my motherJUST SEND MY MOTHER A RICH HANDSOM N GOOD LUKINDAUGHTER_IN_LAW

In this new year take special care of ur Body parts & avoid injuries coz spare parts for old models are no longer instock!!!! Smiling Plz..