A couple planned to commit suicide together. But once the wife killed herself, he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive.

HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?

When I dont do it on time"I am lazy"but when my boss doesnt do it on time"He is busy""POSITION MAKES THE DIFFERENCE

CRAZY FACT.The LONGEST 5 mins in The WORLD is The LAST 5 min of a LECTURE.!..While the SHORTEST 5 mins is the snooze after the alarm ring...

Q: What s the difference between gud bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons

Why Punjabis can t have > 2 kids: 1 New car every 3 years 2 Vacation every 3 months 3 New ladies suit every 3 weeks 4 Same old Wife for life

If I ever go for a brain transplant I d like 2 use ur brain It s not because u r a genius I would only like a brain that has never been used

American: Oh God Give me a room full of gold Russian: Oh God Give me a room full of diamonds Indian: Oh God Give me keys of both the rooms

Boys are always intelligent than girlsWant proof?Ok read dis.We always say"intelliGENTS"Have u ever heard"intelliLADIES"

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home Pappu throws bag out of the window Teacher: Who threw that? Pappu: Me I`m going home

The reason women love military men? It s NOT the uniform They can cook clean make beds and sew but above all: they know how to follow orders

Boy:Boys are always more intelligent than girlsGirl:Any proof?Boy:We always say intelliGENTS, have u ever heard telling intelliLADIES..??;-)

If I ever go for a brain transplant I`d like 2 use ur brain It s not because u r a genius I would only like a brain that has never been used

Look at the ocean see God s abundance Look at the sky see God s glory Look at the moon see God s wonder Look at the mirror see God s Blunde

To all my frnds:"If i come to know that i wud die soon, i wud hide it from u till i die, because u idiots will ask treat for that also.