I want to share everything with you Your JOYS Your SADNESS Your HAPPY MOMENTS every single second of day Let us start with your ATM Password 1st

Woman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling Let s have some fun Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?

Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God I heard 3 Males per day

New style of proposing: Boy: can u pose for a photo??girl: why? Boy: just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger days..!

Females keep on saying, "ALL MEN R THE SAME"*I Say,If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?*Hai koi jawaab?-

A Rose is alwys a rose whether its in a golden pot or in d clay pot.Same way ur always my friend whether u r in African forest or in Indian Zoo.

DELHI BOYZ ANTHEM-Delhi is our nation-Drinking is our profession-Everyday is celebration-To hell with education Bcoz THEKA is our destination...

At a playhouse theatre in Boston: Fix this toilet The response: We re actors not plumbers The response to the response: Then act like plumbers

Next generation Kindergarten poem: Chatting Chatting? Yes Papa Girlfriend setting? No Papa Telling lies? No Papa Open your Whatsapp Ha ha ha

When you miss somebody; When nobody disturbs you; When nobody is near you; And when you re in control; It surely means that you re in the TOILET

A boy broke the window of Rajinikanth`s house while playing cricket. Rajni warned the boy to play slowly. The boy is now known as Misbah-Ul-Haq.

Gods in IT: Brahma: System Installer; Vishnu: System Supporter; Shiva: System Programmer; Narad: Data Transferer; Yamraj: Deleter; Apsara: Virus

Height of begging :-A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him :-"Please do not make noise by dropping coins...Offer notes!;)

Beauty isn t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear but what we are inside So try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration

NEXT GENERATION CHILD WILL SING.."TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR,I JUST WENT TO THE ROYAL BAR,WHISKEY RATES ARE SO HIGH,SO HAD A BEER WITH CHICKEN"