every tear is a sign of -onionsevery silence is a sign of =zero balanceevery smile is a sign of -daily brushinglife is simple dont make it complex

ActuallyBasicallyBiologicallyTechnicallyChemicallyPhysicallyMentallyMathematicallyElectricallyNormallyMechanically&FinallyButTruelyI am so sweet..

1 day while swimming from Africa to America Rajnikant lost his underwear in Atlantic ocean!!Today that place is called?..The Bermuda triangle...;)

Judge to pickpocket: Didn`t u notice the wallet u pocketed was someone else`s ? Pickpocket: I did indeed ur honor But the money looked so familia

Thief: Quick the police r coming jump out of d window Accomplice: Bt we are on d 13th floor Thief: You idiot this is no time to be superstitious

Before tom cruise, Rajnikanth was offered the lead role in Mission Impossibe...But obviously he rejected the offer as the title was too insulting.

Pappu to a friend Pappu: I will never depend on my parents again I asked them to sent Rs 5000/- for an encyclopedia they sent me the encyclopedia

why do we sometimz write "etc" in examz?bcoz it meanse-end oft-thinkingc-capacitynobody understands students feelings!!crazy world!!!!!!

McDonalds: The best place to breakup with your girlfriend There are no sharp knives forks or heavy plates and you can always hide behind a fat kid

An old lady was sending her family a large Bible Is there anything breakable in this package M am? Only the Ten Commandments she replied tersely

As years go by -u may lose your hair,teeth---eyes sight--but not yourTalent-Smartness-brightness-inteligence-coz you can lose only what youhave...

A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is ur best gf? He replied: The next one Always aim high n continuously improve ur performance

He was a good man He never smoked drank had no affair When he died the insurance company refused the claim They said he who never lived cannot die

The top 5 answer given by girls when proposed 1)No 2)How dare u 3)I always looked u like a gud frd 4)I dont belive in love 5)Sorry I Love ________

Rs.9 cr per week iswasted by Indians by sms,which could be used 2 feed 6 lakh hungry ppl in pak .so lets keep those bastards hungry & keep msging.