Human-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair; Gold in Teeth; Sugar in Blood; Precious Stones in Kidney; And a never ending supply of Gas

Define college student.A college student is not the one who reads the book before exam!But, the one who writes a new book during the exam.jai hind

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

How To Impress A Girl?Respect HerEmbrace HerTreat HerGive GiftsListen To HerCare 4 HerMake Her Feel Like Goddess,How To Impress A Boy?Jst,SMILE ;)

Arrange marriage means when v r walking nd unfortunetely snake bites.......nd love marriage means v going 2 da snake nd sayin........KAATLE KAATLE

Tragedy of man’s lifeNice men are ugly,good looking men are not nice,good lookin nice men are married,good lookin nice unmarried men are gay

BOYS are "Good lovers"butnot"Good selectors"GIRLS are"Good selectors"butnot"Good lovers"Stupid girls na...

Who is more satisfied a man with a million dollars or a man with six children? The man with six children The man with a million dollars wants more

Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there s still enough space 4 another girl on top

He was a good man He never smoked drank had no affair When he died the insurance company refused the claim They said he who never lived cannot die

Girl anounced her engagement Father: Does this fellow have any money? Girl: Oh Daddy U men are all alike that s exactly what he asked me about you

Stress test:1)Which mouse has 2 legs?MIckey Mouse2)Which duck has two legs?If ur ans is Donald Duck..u r under stress..Bcoz all ducks have 2 legs!

Happiest man is one whose daughter photo is on femina cover, Son on India today, girl friend on film fare and wife on missing column of newspaper.

Judge: U r crossing the limits Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod I said kaun Sa Law kehta hai?

Taking a cue from Idea Ad if every child starts swapping their parents mobile phones Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate