Marketing lessons:You propose a girl-Directing Marketing.You propose on phone-Tele Marketing.Girl slaps you after proposal-Customer Feedback…

When I send SMS to u it doesn t mean that u have to do the same U can also send fruits drinks pizza chocolates by courier DD Cheques r also accepted

Once in 1984 Rajnikanth was touring madhya pradesh.One night he had some stomach problem........today that day is mourned as the Bhopal Gas Tragedy.

For 1st time I realy want to Celebrate dis spclDay with u. Plz apna gaal aage karein,I wana giv u smthng on ur Cheeks, SLAP.(chataak).Hapy SLAP DAY.

What happened 2 your network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said Welcome 2 the jungle the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree Plz try late

As u face a brand new day bow ur head say this prayer: Thank u Lord for having this amazingly gud luking sender May his smartness increases everyday

Just Saw A FacebookStatus:"Who Honestly Cares AboutSteve Jobs Resigning,I Mean What Has He EverDone For Me ... ? "5 minutes ago via iPhone

Top 5 reasons u take PCMU hate sleep;U hv enjoyed ur life enough;U cant live without tension;U want to take revenge on urself;U want to pay ur sins.

Tortoise n Rabbit gav SSC xam.Trtois-80Rabt-84%.Both wntd admsn in gd colCutoff85%Rabt din gt bt trtois got!Hw?Rembr he had won d race!Sports Quota!

Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?Rajnikanth:Hey Rascala; how do you think the earth spins! hunn?

Q: What is the difference between men and women?A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What to do when whole world is on one side and you are on opposite? Simple!Just turn back and you will be leader of whole world! Work smart,not hard

BILL GATES Said in Interview..."I Always Chose A Lazy Person To Do a Difficult Job Bcoz, Definitely He will Find An Eazy Way To Finish it Early

Alcohol contains female hormonesPROOF: after drnkng....1male talk unnecessarily,2.become over emotional3.drive badly4.stop thinking5.Fight 4 nothing

We need 3 things in lyf..-LOVE to make us weak..-ALCOHOL to make us strong..n-FRIENDS to pick us up wen both these things make us hit the floor..;-)