once a bagger meet a baggerbagger in a train.than the bagger asked the baggerwhat is his name?than the bagger told the baggerthat bagger is his name.

The 3 dreams of man:1-To b as handsom as his mothr thinks he is2-To b as rich as his child thinks he is3-To hav as many girlfrends as his wife believ

You think of me & i think of you.When we both think of each other,Do you know what it means?It means we both..Have no other work to do!Dono velay ;-)

Leave Application by a kid-O my masterWen I cumrain water chhamm chhammleh mera fisal gya dhadamniche my bag& upar was humisliye 2day i cannot cum...

Aftr robbing d Bank robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes Robber shot him dead asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No But my wife saw u

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it s simply because mental patient needs more care

EarlierLuv Startd wid EyesGrew wid GiftsEnded wid TearsNow: Luv Starts frm CellphoneGrows wid Msgs&Ends wid "UpbhogtaKisi aur Call par Vyast hai.

Wat always surprises me is dat wen people blow their noses, they luk in 2 their hankies 2 c wat coms out.I mean wat they expect. . . . . .diamonds??:-

A woman met a manWalking along the streetsWearing only one shoe."Just Lost A Shoe?" She askedHe answered:"Nope, Just Found One" ;)

New accounting terminology :1Crore= Khoka,500Cror=1 Koda.1,000Cror=1 Radia.10000 Cror=1 Kalmadi,100,000 Cror=1Raja&10 KALMADI +10 RAJA =1 SHARAD PAWAR

Obama updated his status on facebook"Osama is dead,justice has been done."He got notification.."osama bin laden likes your status"

We are good friends becauseu think I am sweetandI think u r sweet,U think I am niceandI think u are nice,You think I am smartandI think you are right:

Never make Ur frenz feel alone whil U r on Earth...Disturb dem as mch as U cn...Lt dem feel ur presnce..!!Show dem U r DAMM ALIVE..!!Lik I alwys do...

Ther r 3 rooms 1.Gold Coins 2.Curency Notes 3.Cotton Bags If d 3 rooms catches FIRE. On which room will d ambulance pour water? Rply soon I m waiting.

Police arrestd a drunkard askd: Where r u goin? Man: I m goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking Cop: Who ll lecture at midnite? Man: My wife