Lalit Modi, wasSurrounded byPreityShilpaKatrina, etc.....ButNow is Surroundedby The IT officials.....He has Gone From DAXE Effect to theTAX Effect.....

My Friends r like my Balls.Very close, Always at Hand &Always Hanging Around,Doing NthngBut without them; I’m simply No ManSo LONG LIVE MY FRNDz!

OHM LAW OF BOYS:whenever eyes of boys remain constant on a girl,the amount of attraction is developed is directly proportional ti the smile of girl!!!!

Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on a stage and watch other girls dressed beautifully nd think "yeh maal engagement se pehle kyu nhi dikha

If i go wrong,I need ur hand 2 correct me.If i win,I need ur hand 2 wish me.If i lost,I need ur hand 2 guide me.so,plz wash ur hands properly........!!

Difference between Friend & WifeU can Tell ur Friend“U r my Best Friend”ButDo u have courage tell to ur Wife“U r my Best Wife?”

A little boy who had been used to receiving his elder brother s old toys and clothes recently remarked: Ma will I have to marry his widow when he dies?

Mom: Andy where r u off to now? Son: I`m gonna join the army Mom: But legally u r only an infant Son: That`s all right I`m going to join the infantry

If evr u start missingUr school days,Ur classUr frnd circleUr canteen or anything abt ur sko0l life,thnjustOpen ur report cardsSara nasha utar jaega ;)

A student grabbed a coin,Flipped it in the air & said,“Head, I go to sleep.”Tail, I watch a movie.If it stands on the edge I’ll study:

Kiss is the key of love; Love is the key of marriage; Marriage is the box of children; Children are the problem of India So stop kissing and save India

Some time I have to Like and Laugh on 40 yrs old jokes simply because they are sent by my female friends And they still complain Men don t have feelings

Problem with boys: They make you think they love you when they don’t Problem with girls: They make u think they don’t love you when they do

a heartbroken elephant goes 2 park to cheer himself.He sits on a see saw n it breaks....!Wat did he sing.....?"SEE SAW HO YA DIL HO AKHIR TOOT JATA HAI"

The only thing in the world a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her hubby and her son respectively should have married someone else