Newtons First Law of ishqthe force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and oppositeto the force applied by the girl while using her sandals

A little boy opens the door and looks at his sister s boy friend and asks innocently Every day you come to meet my sister don t you have your own sister?

When faith starts 2 tremble,when hope starts 2 sink,when abilities get doubted,when decisions get questioned,then it means u must b doing ENGINEERING...!

An after thought on Karwa chauth -Cutting down your food will not give your husbands a longer life.But if you can cut down your spending it surely will!!

The basic fact of relation between Bhagwaan & Insaan;Bhagwaan gives , gives , gives & forgives…Insaan:gets , gets ,gets & forgets…….

When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your FeelingsDont Think That You Are In Love.....................It Means That You Need To Improve Your Vocabulary :

In the corridor of a governmnt office was a signboard that read, "Do not make a noise". Someone added the following words: "Otherwise we may wake up" ;))

It s the sweetest thing to do Do it the bed on a sofa in the bathroom or anywhere U must never stop doing it It s called Prayer God bless ur naughty mind

A friend who you can call anytime,whom you can irritate all day and night.One who listens to your endless talks,and who is only yours even after a fight.

Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart! Ur miss call is beat of my Heart! Ur call is blood circulation of my heart! So please keep active my Heart!...

A Poster Showing A Fish Caught On A Hook,The Caption Read As-"Even The Fish Would Have Stayed Out Of Trouble If It Had Kept Its Mouth Shut"...!

Yesterday in my dreams, all my books were singing a song!Guess which one??..Zara zara touch me touch me touch me!Zara zara hold me hold me hold me!!! ;-)

His drinks are with us whenever we are sad or happy Now he needs us Please save Mallaya`s kingfisher air Drink his liquid gold above your normal capacity

Great people like us operate on the principle of rockets.... Not that we aim for the sky but until & unless our ass is on fire, we are not going to work.

Look at the world around u; u ll see God s creativity Look at the breakfast table; u ll c God s providence Look at the mirror u ll c God s sense of humo