A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.Man said:My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes ;-

love is d second mistake of god.....women r first one...bt wat d fact and similarity batwin both isthat ...........BOTH MISTAKES R DAMN BEAUTIFUL.........

I am a 7 letter city. MY 234 LETTER IS A BIRD61 IS COOL. 1274 IS A PART OF D FACE.4713 IS A WAY OF SAYONG GOOD.4 EQUAL TO 5. I KNW THT U R A GENIUSRPLY IT

Teacher: explain responsibility.Student: mam your blouse has four buttons, if three buttons break down the entire responsibility will be on the fourth one

Dear Ladies If you suspect your Man is cheating take him to the front door of her possible mistress; and if his Wi-Fi connects automatically you nailed it

Boss: Since the day I fired you why the hell do you shit in front of my house every morning? Servant: Boss I just wanna show you that I am not dying hungry

Sometime my mind ask:Why I miss u?Why I care u?Why I remember u?Why I always think of u?Then my heart answer simply bcoz mentally gone case needs more care

There is a small gap between confidence and over-confidence You can kiss your boyfriend is confidence Only you can kiss your boyfriend is over-confidence

Psychology of life:At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as "GOD."But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed.

Wats d difference between Talent & Intelligence??..Getting up early in d morning daily is Talent....&..Not trying such nonsense thing is Intelligence.. ;-)

Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary However I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it you re Brandyed a Gin in social circles

I love to Work but I don t Work It s simply because if I do Work it gets finished; and how can I finish something that I love so much Be lazy think crazy

Some idiots says"Behind every successful man there is a women"But nobody knows the fact that"Women goes only behind the successful men"

Shakespeare Said:"Grome Thecanx Nimtejat Peradege.Tinta Reamy Pejage."Samajh Aya Kuch?..Nahi Na..Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta Tha...! Nafsiyatee..

One of the worlds best feeling comes wen group of frnds c a "wonderful" qustion paper in the examination hall smile at each other sayingGaye beta