There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.

If I was a painter u would be my painting If I was an author you would be my story If I was a poet you would be my poem But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist

Nwton:Hw to wrte 4,in btwn 5?China:JokeJapan:ImpsblAmric:qustn wrngPak:if u askd foolish que i kill uUK:Nt found in intrntrajnikant (India)"F(IV)E"

Last night I saw u walking on the road U looked so fine ur face was so divine that I just couldn`t control myself and started singing: `Who let the dogs out`

newtons law of luv:every boy on earth is attracted towrds a girl wid a force propotionalto beauty of girl and inversly prpotionl to strenghth of her brothers

A FAITHFUL husband is one who.....Always thinks of his wife while sleeping with other Women.Rather than thinking of other women while sleeping wtih his Wife.

Problem of solving a problem is not a problem,but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem .Any problem??

Lips r lyk friends. If we say Studying,reading, writing d lips wil nvr join! t if we say party,bunking playing,travling shopping saale fat se jud jate hain!!

A five star sms for a dairy milk person from an eclairs friend for a melody person at a kitkat time on a munch day in a perk mood to say happy chocolate day.

The best gifts to be given: To a Friend-Honesty; To an Enemy-Forgiveness; To Parents-Gratefulness; To God-your Life; To me- your Sony Vaio iPhone Car etc etc

Your smile can be compared to a flower; Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo; Your innocence to a child; But in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best

What Is FACEBOOK ?...Its A Place Where Boy PostsJoke, Gets No Response...AndIf Girl Posts The Same Joke,She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments& 60 Friends Requests

A Boy took a book from his shelf to study. All the other books fell on him and he died.Moral:jisne kitab ko uthaya samjho kitab ne usko uthaya.So BE SAFE.!gn

Height Of Physics:A conductor kicks old man out of bus.Police send conductor jail & gave him shock bt he had no effect...Y..Because he was a BAD conductor...

Man’s Aim in Life-765432107-Digit Earnings6-Digit Savings5-Room Penthouse4-Wheel Limo3-Week Holiday2-Lovely Girlfriends1-Sweet and Silent Wife0-Enemies