Mourn of a professor: I don mind wen studnts luk at their watch during lectures. Bt I get angry wen they remove their watch & shake it to c if its working..

Democratic Difference btn USA & India : in US u can kiss at public place but cant shit in public place but in India u can shit at public place but cant kiss

leave applicationoh my teacher! when i come rain start chum chum..... leg my phisla gira mai dhambag was neeche uper was hum isliye for 2 days I cannot come

A motorist hit a sparrow He took d unconscious bird put in cage with bread water Bird wakes up luks around screams: Salakhen My God I ve killed the motorist

gud morningab aap soch rahe hoge k gud mornin raat mein kyu ?na baat sun meriphone merapaise meremsg meramrzi merijo mann mein aye bhejoongalehappy birthday

If u r with 1 girl its Anand...If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand...If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand butIf u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand.

now i always watch my wedding video in reverse and i love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in the car and heads back to her fathers home

A Good FriendIs Like A Light HouseIt Doesn’tRing Bells, Fire Guns To Call AttentionWhen You Are Lost …It Simply Stands Tall And Shines …

A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old If you pretend you re asleep he stops

“Happy New Year”.I know its Too Early,but I’ve 100s ofHandsome GUYS andGIRLS to Wish, so,I decided to finish offUncles and Aunties First.!

4 Things Boys Do In The Examination Hall1. Counting # Of Girls2. Flirting With Lady Superident3. Reading The Brand Name Of Their Pen4. Thinking Of Study Fo

Everything about you is perfect - your lips your skin your eyes your body Perfect You re lucky to be born beautiful not like me who was born to be a big lia

Without u ,life is black and whiteWithout u ,the world is no hops no lightWithout u t can’t go left or rightWithout u i lose my sightThank u my glasses

Once rajni goes for CA (CPT) exams................guess wat.................Fail ho gaya.. CA he majak koi he..Rajni ho ya ghajiniSabki CA me bajni..CA rocks

What is the Difference Between 1st Night & Last Night?If You Sleep on Flowers, It is 1st Night.If Flowers Sleep on You, It is Last Night.Scary, But True. :-)