A rabbit runs jumps and lives only for 15 years A turtle doesn t run does nothing yet lives for 100 years Moral: Exercise is hell Just sleep well

Fantastic msg by a son-in-law: Dear Mother-in-law Don`t teach me how 2 handle my children I m living wid one of urs she needs a lot of improvement

A really smart statement!..."I may not always love all the girls who loved me....But i surely do respect n appreciate their choice....!!"

What s the difference between Egyptian Mummies and Indian mummies? Children are afraid of Egyptian Mummies and fathers are afraid of Indian Mummies

When i dont get ur sms :: A little pain in my heart A small tear in my eyes and sadness falls on my face . What is this?Its nothing Just Dramebaze?

Classic example to prove Gals r SelfishWhen i was a child so many Gals Wanted to Kiss meI AllowedNow i want to Kiss so many Gals but no one Allows.

What is difference between bus conductor & driver?Ans. Conductor so jaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega ordriver so gaya to sab ka ticket kat jayega

Decent..Obedient.. Neat.. Kind Excellent YoungThat’s Me.!Not You.O.K..Don’t feel sad..You are also there.Read 1st letter of each line..

New Style Of Break- Up !! :PA Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf...Girl Yelled "What Was That For".. :O :O..Boy Said "Its Over"

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees SAY NO TO EXAMS

Sahara has withdrawn sponsorship to the Indian Cricket Team The new sponsor should be `Whisper Ultra` as the team is going through its worst period

I pray to God that any person who tries to fuck ur happiness may his ass begin to itch his hand grow shorter that he can t reach his ass to scratch

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thingthat gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :pA silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:>TENSION AAJ KAL.>PACK UP SID.>WANTED 35.>PASSING DREAMS.>AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.>MARKS MILE.>3 FAILUR

S0me idi0t say:."Behind every succesful b0y there is a girl".but n0b0dy knows the fact that:."Girls ch0ose only succesful b0ys"