Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.Without You Life Is Cloudy.You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

What s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs with 5 wickets in hand? Ya Allah How to speak English in presentation ceremony?

Statistics show that 25% of women in the world are on medication for mental illness That s bloody scary it means 75% are moving around with no medication at all

Men are very kind and women not necessarily so Proof? Most of the women don t like to help an unknown man but all men are always ready to help any unknown woman

2day I Walked on d Road,Suddenly 5 Policemen Surrounded Me,I got Amazed.I Asked Police:Y r U Surrounding Me?...Police:Bcz Govt. Order "SAVE OUR TIGERS"

Thought for you: 1.) Hardwork has never killed anyone yet, why take the chance of being the first victim. 2.) One should dream about his success, so go to sleep.

Behind every successful man there is a woman So if you aspire to be more successful increase the number of women behind you proportionately Look it s so simple

Guess what Santa does a night before he goes into the chimney of every house with toys.....He waits near his house chimney for...Rajni to come down with toys....

Class Rooms are like Trains The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs; The middle are General Compartments; And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... please donate. i have donated 15 litres.

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Pappu: I don`t know Teacher: They r called Turks Now What r the people of Germany called? Pappu: They r called Germs

A beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager s lips The manager kisses and licks the finger Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet

Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos.Please give your contribution to my collection.A small condition is, It must be on100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.

Dhhom-3 with " go green theme."Jhon n Hrithik rob money n escape on super bikes.Rajnikanth catch both on cycle n says,"Save fuel , Use Cycle".

If you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing; I swear I have no clue how the hell I fell down from the sky But thank God I am safe