You Know why Women starts with "W" because all all questions starts with "W"... Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whome? Where? and finally Wife...!!

there was a discussion between love n arranged marriage which at last was concluded by comparin them waid a person who tries to commit suicide or is being murdered.

Q: wadz most colourful thing except rainbow? a: its a smiling negro wearin a red shirt n yellow pant with ornage umbrella standin on a green grass under da blue sky

An intelligent employee`s prayer-Lord! Please give me WISDOM to understand my boss and PATIENCE to deal with his moods.Don`t give me STRENGTH otherwise I`ll kill him

Today is sorry saying day.. if I ever was angry with you or misbehaved, or hurt you, please just slap your self, it must be ur mistake, coz I an basically a nice guy

Message by a confused alarm clock: Dear Humans You get mad when I wake you up; and you also get mad when I don t wake u So what is that you exactly want from ME?

Once a person threw an ignited Cigarette up in the sky.It fell on a planet,which is now known as"SUN"and the person is none other than"RAJNIKANT"

A telecom operator went to a doctor to get a cure of diarrhea(loose motions) Dr: What s your problem? Operator: Unlimited free outgoing with a variety of ring tones

the funniest life cycle....chokroach is afraid of rat..ratof cat...cat of dog...dog of man...man of his girlfriend....&.....&.......&GIRLFRIEND OF CHOCKROACH!!!!!!!!

No asignmnts No seminarsNo borin clases Jst a silentenvirnmnt 2 hav sme sleep,xtra time 2 chat wid frnds nroam around..Dis luvly days r calld "Study Leave"

Extremely Important News : Dear friends Do not eat Ferrero Rocher or Cadbury Chocolates; and Haagen Daaz and Ben Jerry Ice Creams or Magnum products WITHOUT ME

I believe that the Great word "STUDYING" was derived from the two words :"STUdents+DYING"...: If ur opinion is also same then send this to all...

little girl praying on new year eve""OH LORD IN THIS NEW YEAR please send clothes 4 those poor ledies in my brothers computer .....""""

One day God erased a husband s memory asked: Do you remember anyone now? He told his wife`s name God smiled and said: Reformatted but still the virus is not removed

Today is RECHARGING DAY!So recharge my cell with any of d following-Rs 20- Nice frdRs 50- Sweet frdRs 150- Cute frdRs 250- Gud frdRs 500- Best frdAB DIKHAO DOSTI ;-)