I could retire nicely if I could sell my experience for what it cost me

Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!

Why haven t they sent a woman to the moon yet? It doesn t need cleaning

99% of all women are beautifulbut,,,,the remaining 1% are in my collage

Q:Why dogs don t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog s life

Example of gender discrimination: Cow Dung is holy; But Bull Shit is not

Every night u come 2 my dream & i wake up shouting "Ghost, Ghost,Ghost".

Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession

New Dinner Etiquette: Fork and knife on the Left and Mobile on the Right

i trust on cigarette more than a girlcuz i damage my lungs not my heart.

The Trouble With Being Punctual Is That No One Is There To Appreciate It

What s the definition of a skeleton? A striptease that went just too fa

With Apple maps it was so much easier to ask your boy friend to get lost

What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?Change.

I have this condition that prevents me from going on a diet I get hungry