1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie namedRajanikant

ored is bored but is bored bored on the bored side of bored side of life

Thank God I finally found love It s on Page 126 in my English Dictionary

For Punjabis there are 3 KEYS to happiness: 1 WhisKEY 2 LadKEY 3 SaanuKEY

Alcohol is a perfect solvent,It dissolves marriages,families and careers.

Whydo iSMS u?Care?Miss?Love?Bored?Time pass?U Know Why?BcozI m not KANJUS

I really need to start meeting my goals Can someone introduce me to them?

ajni sent cheque for paying the school fees of his childthe bank bounced

Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don t exist

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.

RAJNI killed a person in australia..............via "BLUETOOTH"

Similarity B/W Love & FOODIf U Cross The LimitsThe Result Vil B Vomiting.

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? It s time to go to sweep

Love is an expensive gift. Dont beg it from cheap people.................