Z@rdari Ka Daura-e-China Khatray Se Khali NahiFaraz,Suna Hai Chinese To Kuttay Bhi Kha Jatay Hen...!:-D

khus nseeb hain wo badal jo brshte nhin grazte hain,hum to itne bdnseeb hain ki grzne ko bhi trste hain

Jab Mai Chota tha Na...........................Tab bhi bahut kamina tha, Aise hi Sab ko Tang karta tha.

Apple= VitaminsVitamins=PowerPower=WorkWork=MoneyMoney=WomenWomen=SexSex=AidsAids=DeathAur kha leApple.

Boy-I Lov u.Grl-Meri chappal ka size pata h kya.Boy-Oh ho...Propose kiya nhi ki GIFT maangna bhi shru..

Phone rings.... Tring tring....1st : Hello, Prakash hai kya?2nd:Nahi.!1st: toh mombattiya jala lo.!! :D

AgartumchahtehokiladkitumharawaitkaretumhariaahatsunkarwobhagichaliaayetoturantekCHAT KA THELALAGA LO.!

Ek aadmi ne apne dono hatho me ghadi pehni aur uski maut ho gai,Kyo? Kyoki, woh DO ghadi ka mehman tha.

Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se:Warna Uska Baap Kahega:::Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakkar Laga Gaya...

3 cheezain jab khatam hojati hain to bohat takleef hoti hai...1-- Muhabbat2-- Rishta3-- Sms Package :-(

Ishq kay samandar may tou hum bhi doob jaenFARAZ.....!Shart ye hai kay Titanic wali heroin sath ho....!

Is qadar hum ny Udhaar le k khaya hyFaraz..!....K...Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.....

Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ko Kamjor Mat SamjhoQK Kabhi-Kabhi Raaste Ka Mamuli Pathar BhiMuh Ke Bal Gira Deta Hai..

Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai ????Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaaye ki...So Rahe Ho Kya??

Ye Duniya Bhi Kitni Ajeeb HaiImandaar Ko BewaqufBe-Iemaan ko AqlmandAur Be-Haya Ko Khubsurat kahti Hai..