2010 me apne Mujhe Sb se jayada Msg Kiye Isliye Maine Apko Mobile Pe 100rs ka Recharze kra diyacheck ur balanceHa HaOr padho adhura Msg

CID Special:Na bandook se maro, na bomb se maro..Wah WahNa bandook se maro, na bomb se maro...Daya is ghar ka chappa chappa chaan Maro!

Sory kuch dino tak sms nhi kar paungaPolice ne pakad liya hMurder case meMaine 1 ladki ko smile pass kardi?khushi se hi mar gyi pagli..

Ab padhai mushkil hi nhi,na mumkin bhi ho gayi hai...kyuki ........Phele to munni badnaam ho gayi....Aur ab sheela bhi jawan ho gayi...

Paisa agar JEB mein hai,To woh hamari sab se badi TAAKAT hai, Lekin,Paisa agar DIMAG mein hai,To woh hamari sab se badi KAMZORI hai..!!

Roz Subha Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good MorningRoz Subah Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good MorningWo Aise Ghoor K Dekhti HaiJaise 1 Error Aur 5 Warning

EK HAQIQAT:Zindgi Me Kabhi Pyar Krne Ka Mann HoTo Apni Mout Se Pyar KrnaQKi Duniya Ka Dastur HeJise jitna Chahoge Use Utna Hi Dur Paoge

Achhi Baat To Sb Ko Achi Lgti HLekin Jab Tume Kisi Ki Buri Baat B Buri Na Lage To Smjo Tumhe PyarNahi Hua HaiZALEEL Hone Ki Adat Ho gy-

Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.

Hm aapse milna chahte heBaat krna chahte hpr ye dunia k log bahut zalim hai hame apse milne nahi detekahte haiKAL AANA AAJ ZOO BAND HAI

"DAIRY MILK"_ _|_|_||_|_||_|_||_|_|Ye apke liye qki.Din hai suhanaa aaj pehli taarik hai.Mitha hai khana aaj Pehli taarik h..

Santa apni wife se: Aaj 4baje kutte ki rece hi mujhe wahan jana hai...Wife: Bas rehne do thik se chala jata nahi aur rece lagaoge...!!!

pyar karne wale pyare nhi hote,dil dene wale dildar nhi hote,prem karne wale premi nhi hote,lekin yaad karne wale apne jarur hote hai...

Zindgi Me 2 Chize Hamesha Tutne K Liye hi Hoti H sans or SathSans Tutne Se to Insan 1 Hi Bar Mrta HPr sath Tutne Se Insan Pal Pal Mrta H

"Garmi aur Insult" jitni zyada mehsoos karoge, utni hi zyada lagegi... So be careless & be besharam!! ENJOY LIFE, THINK HATKE.