TOTKA SMSAgar Aap k Hont SaRdi ki wajase kharab hone lagn toUn Per Zuban Pherne se Thek ho skty halekin.?"Zuban kisi aur ki ho"..;)

Hum Pagal Unke Piche, Wo Pagal Kisi aur ke Piche..Loi aur Pagal Aapke Piche, Aap Pagal Kisi aur ke Piche..Ha Ha Ha... Sare Pagal Aage Piche..

Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????think!!!!!!!!!!!!dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA...

Ham apko satate rahengeMarte dum tk msg krte rahengeus jis din msg nai ay samajh lena"Us din govrnment holiday h aur msg free nhi hain..

Kal raat bahut dino ke baad kitaab kholi to ehsaas hua Ki kitaab kholne ke baad jo need aati hai wo neend ki Golo khane ke baad bhi nahi aati

Her pal AAPKO Muskurahto ki Saugat mile,Nayi ummede Naye risto ka Aagaz mile,Koi Gum n choo paye Daman AAPKA,Har pal Khushiyo ka sath mile...

Qs-"Gawar" kisko kehte he?Ans-jo "anguthe" ka istemal karte heWaise is waqt Kahi ap to anguthe ka istmal nhi kar rahe ho?

SMS 1bimari he jo waqt ko barbad karti heAao mil k kasam khaye k ye bimari khatam karengeEk Call roz tum karobaki sare Miss Calls hum karenge

Besharmo,Tumhe jaan k khushi hogiki Aaj humare pados Me shadi haAa k paise loot lo or recharge kara k msg BhejoJaldi karo Barat Jane wali hai

khusi unhe nhi milti jo zindgi ko apni sharto par jite hai khusi unhe milti hai jo dusro ki khusi ke liye apni zindgi ke mayne badal dete hai

Woh kon hai ?jo ,,Uchaal Uchaal K Paida hOta hai ??Peachano Kon?Socho ??Aray socho na ??TaubaSoch to sahiay looaray Budhu" POPCORN"

Beauty of vodka is that it looks like waterBeauty of school is that water bottles r allowedYe baat hamare dimag me school time me Q nhi aayi?

Jab aapko kisika SMS mile to ye mat socho ki uska SMS free hoga isilye kiya ye socho ki usne apne life ka 1 minute aapko yaad karne me Bitaya

Agar Apki INCOMING zyada ho to is ka matlab SAB tumhe BAHOT PYAR krte hEOr agar OUTGOING zyada ho tois ka matlab TUM SAB koBAHOT PYAR krte Ho

Is Msg Ko Itna Phailaen K..........Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pohnch Jaye.." Mein Bathroom Me Hun,Motor Chala Do.Paani Nahi A Raha..Ly Das Yara.