DIL:-khubsurat gharZINDGI:- "khubsurat safarDOSTI:- "khubsurat ristaPYAR:- "khubsurt pal"OR AAP:- in tamam chizo ka ek khubsurat Tohfa..

Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?..Sochoo....Nahi Pata?.Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.Ab Aaya Samajh Main?

ek admi gana ga raha tha"behane de mujhe behane de"aik badmassladka bolta hai........abe tujh jese kutte ko kaun apni behane dega.......kya samjhe

Stomach upset hai Golgappe kaise Khaoge...wah....wah...B-)..Stomach upset hai Golgappe kaise Khaoge....Tum to thahre pardeshi sath kya nibhaoge..:-Dhehehehe

Pandit ne aap k mobile ki rashi dekh kr btaya hai k aap k cell pr kanjusi ki maha-dasha chal rhi hai..SMS bhej kr greh shant kro nhi to set chori ho jayega.

Shadi ka Vada kia Parveen seApni Mohabat thi Nasreen seAnjane me ye sub keh dia Mehreen seKia hal hua Hoga mera Pucho Samreen seAb Umeed hai Sirf Nosheen se

ACP Said mera nam sunkar mujrim dar k bhagewah wah wah...ACP Said mera nam sunkar mujrim dar k bhageDaya:agar tumne Rupa Front line pehna he to chalo aage..

Barish me Sab Anpe Garo me So Gaye.....wah wah...Barish me Sab Anpe Garo me So Gaye........wah wah...ACP Bola : Daya Ye CID ke SMS Karne Wale Kaha Khogaye?..

phool khilte rahen jinjagi ki raah maihaseen chamaktee rahen appki nigaah maikadam kadam per milen khusi ki bahaar appkodil deta hai yehi dua baar baar appko

CID PJhomework kar kar ke agayi h mere hath me mochwah wahhomework kar kar ke aagayi h mere hath me mochwah wahACP- Daya darwaza todne se pehle kuch toh soch

i dont know how important person i min ur life but i just hope dat when i die,for a moment u hv tears in ur ees nd u say "UTH NA YAR MAJAK MAT KAR"

Boy:apne gharwalo ko chhod diya tere liye, Sab se rishta tod diya tere liyeTune aaj tak kiya hi kya hai mere liyeLadki: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE..

CHAND per Apka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai...,..Pehli baat to yeh k mera haath nahi pohanchta......Dosri yeh k yeh khayal hamesha dopehar main hi aata hai

Choti si prathna:Mujhe itna neeche bhi na girana aye maalik,ke mai pukarun or tu sun na paye,Aur itna upar bhi na uthana,ke tu pukare aur main sun na paun!..

How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,surat se hai tu khajoor,bidi ki factory ka majdoor,chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!