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ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hundabina bhijeya rooha da mail nahi hundamail ho je ta eh juda nahi hundaishq rab hai ishq da koi khuda nahi hunda

Sardarni = Kyun g tusi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti?Sardar = Oye gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,accident ho to pehle nal ghar pahoonch jayiye!

LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DEMERE KARMAAN CHE YAAR DA PYAR LIKH DEIK NA LIKHIN TE MERE YAAR DA VICHHODABHAVEN DUKHRRE HOR HAZAAR LIKH DE....

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Je tu thoda jiha sochein kde mere waste,main jind jaan waar deva tere waste,je kade teri zndgi ch aa jave hanera,main khud nu jla deva tere waste..

hanera gama da na kadi hath laye tenu,fullan vaang khuda har pal mehkaye tenu,asi ta ehi dua karde ha har pal,ke umar sadi vi hun lag jaye tenu....

Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta,Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta,ratti twadi yaad aayi te fir miss kitta,Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta

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Zamane badal jande ne yaar ohi rehnde ne,Hani badal jande ne pyaar ohi rehnde ne,Waqt ta har ik guzaar lenda haipar dil wich intzaar ohi rehnde ne.

yaar saada sade kolon chadeya ni c janadil vichon pyar kadeya ni c janaik chit kare sanu mout aa javepar kalla yaar duniya wich chadeya ni see jana

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