Sanu chad jiyae ve kallethoda ro lain daishayad aa javae tera supnathoda so lain daizindgi taa tere bina katni saanukhavaba vich ta tera ho lain dai

Sardar:"My friend tells me he has slept with every woman in our building except one"Wife:"Must be Sheela on the 4th floor,she is very CONSERVATIVE!"

5 great people of India:1.Gandhi- Jo hun bachya nhi2.Vajpai-Jo hun kum da nhi3.Aishwarya-Jo apne vas di nahi.Baki bache aapan dono,so keep in touch.

Teri dosti too main kurbaan java,jis raste tu challe tere naal java,Rabb na kare apan kade ladiye,Par je ladiyee ta pher tu jitte te main haar java.

Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?Munda: HaanSharaab?HaanDrugs?HaanJua?HaanSab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?Munda: Haanji, HIV+

Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.

A Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet. He finds the egg empty he got frustrated and said."iski to .... aaj-kal murge bhi condom use karte hai...."

Frog: Sardars are Fools.Sardar: we are not FoolsFrog : Its waste to talk to you & frog jumps into waterSardar : Isme suicide karne ki kya baat hai ?

Oh dise na meri rooh tarfe, ohde ek didar laye akh tarse, Dil ronda bul faryad karde, Rabba rakhi salamat ohna nu, Jihde sahah nal sade sah chalde..

J"SURAJ" da chanan muk jawe,J"CHANN" asmano tut jawe,J"SAMANDAR" da pani suk jawe,Har "DIL" di dharkan ruk jawe,Fair ho sakda aey k dil tenuPUL JAWE.

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!

Sardar G Dukandar Se.1 Asli 7up Do.7up Peeney K Baad,Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.Dukandar Se Bola,Yeh Naqli Hy,7up Nahe,6up,1 Down Hay :

kade mehk ni mukdi fullan cho, ful sukde-2 suk jande, kade opyar ni mukda dil cho,sah rukde-2 ruk jande, jad yad teri ayi sanu asi turde-2 ruk jande.

og awale dil nu hon tan ki kariye,chup chapite akhiya ron tan ki kariye,rehndi hai sajna nu milan di tang hamesha,je sajn hi bhul jaan tan ki kariye

ukhan wangu sehna saadi aadat hai ,dhupan seh k chaavan vand de jawange ,bhaven jindagi vich ikdam ikalle haan ,mela lag javega jis din mar javange.