NEEND AAVE TAN KHABAAN CHE TU,NA SOVAAN TAN YADAAN CHE TU,TERE AGGE APNE AAP NU HAARI BAITHI AAN,IKKO DIL SI SADDE KOL OH VI TERE TON VAARI BAITHI AAN.

Asi Pyar Kita Si Hikk De Jor Te,Ohde Bhaiyan Ne Kutteya Gali De Modd Te,Asi Mangna Si Usnu Hath Jorr Ke,Saleyan Ne Kutt-Kutt Ke Hath Hi Todd Te…

Kal kal kardya har sham muk jani e. usnu apna banaun d har chah muk jani e. pathat ta bahut pahla de ban chuke ha, hun holi-2 jism cho Jaan muk jani e.

SANTA BUIDLING TO THALLE DIG PAYA PAR BACH GAYA,EK JANANI NE KEHA PUT WAHEGURU TERE MAGAR C.SANTA BOLIYA:- MAIN V SOCH REHA C KE MAINU DHAKKA KINE DITA

Do dilaan de pyar da ta pata nahi,Par ik tarfa ishq da ta maza hi hor a,Aap rona tadpna te usnu khabar v na honi,Usdi eh saza dein di aada hi hor a....

Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana chadya?Rab hasseya te boleya: Tu kehra mere naal changi kiti hai. Tu v taan yaar nu rabbana chadeya

Dil nu lag jan rog tan ki kariye,Kisi di yaad chakhian ron tan ki kariye,Sanu milne di tamana ta rehandi hai dam,Je rab nu manjur naa hove tan ki kariye

Punjabi teacher to student: "Table par ink kisne girayi hai?" Isko punjabi me convert karo. Student- bhenchodo Ethe kinne apni maa chudai hai.

Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi,Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

Yaari gumman de ohle na luk jave,Changi - bhali chaldi vichale na ruk jave...Vehl mile tan ik vari mil javi,Kite yaad vich teri jind sadi na muk jave...

Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda,Jisnu Padan layi tainu banaya hunda,Jad kitaab pad de pad de Tu so jaandi,Isi bahane Tu sannu galle te lagaundi..

yaara yaari da maang rakhi dimag wich nahi mere dil wich pechan rakhi,mein b maanga dua 1 rab toh mere saune dost nu har dukh toh anjan rakhi...........

Kallian bajjon na phoolaan di Mehak Hundi,Fullan Bajjon na Haar Paroye Jaande.Maa paayan Bajon nahi kitte sukh Milda,Yaaran Bajon nahin Dukh Roye Jaande.

Ishq wich hoyi bewfaai ta dekhi jayugi,Je tu preet na nibhayi ta dekhi jayugi,Main kise de kehan te peeni ni chadni,je tu apni kasam paayi ta dekhi jayug