Rab v na hoya sadda,Jag v paraya, ho gaya begana jinu apna banaya c, ki nai kitta ohde layi e osnu pata hai, main taan osnu rab di tarah dil ch vasaya c.

Udass tenu vekhan to pehlan ae ankhan na rehen,khafa hove tu tan aeh saaha narehen,je dukh hi devan tenu zindagi vich,te me ki merian yaadan vi na rehen..

Je Ro paya te kehan ge Deewana ho gaya,Na Bolya te kehan ge Begana ho gaya,Lokaan di is Jubaan nu kidan Phadanga main,Tere bagair Zindagi ki karanga main.

Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita,Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita, Ishz soch k kita ta ki kita, Dil de k j dil len di aas rakhi, Eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita....

Yamraj took a man on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha.He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..

Sardar was sitting in his TV room & thinking hard.Sardarni-Kee sochde ho ji?Sardar-eh Star TV waalean nu kiive pta chalda hai ke-"U R watching StarTV ! ".

Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye,Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,Sanu pata hai tere pyaar ch paike kuch nahi milnapar dil fer vi na aave baaz ki kariye

if 10 ppl in the world pray 4 u, i m 1 of themif 5 ppl pray 4 u, i m 1 of themif 1 person prays 4 u, dats ME, if no 1 pray 4 u, it meansMENU HOR VI KUM NE

if 10 ppl in the world pray 4 u, i m 1 of themif 5 ppl pray 4 u, i m 1 of themif 1 person prays 4 u, dats ME, if no 1 pray 4 u, it meansMENU HOR VI KUM NE

ENJ MARAN DE VADEAYA NALL KUJ NAHI HUNDA......EHNA NU PUGAUN LAYI V DIL CHAHEDA.......YAAR NU RAB KEH K KUJH NAHI HUNDA......PAYAR DIL VICH V HONA CHAHEDA

Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye,Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,Sanu pata hai tere pyaar ch paike kuch nahi milnapar dil fer vi na aave baaz ki kariye

Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya,jithe kite jaye galla hundiya ne teriya,Par jinne joge assi unni karange zaroor,Koi saade like sewa hove dasana zaroo

Exam de pawan mauke par arz kita hai,padhna likhna tyaag de mitra,nakal ke rakhe aas,chak rajai so ja beta,RAB karega paas.bolo parchi wale baba ki....jai

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar andhangs up.kunjava

Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye,Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,Sanu pata hai tere pyaar ch paike kuch nahi milnapar dil fer vi na aave baaz ki kariye