Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye,Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,Sanu pata hai tere pyaar ch paike kuch nahi milnapar dil fer vi na aave baaz ki kariye

Hak jatave koi tere te gair asi seh nahi sakde,Par bura vi asi tenu keh nahi sakde,teri marzi tu bulave na bulave,Par tenu bulaye bina asi reh nahi sakde.

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, isse pehle ki accident ho jae, jaldi jaldi ghar pahunchenge!

"Pakistani di mushkil"Ghar wich panjabi boloSchool wich urdu boloparcha angrazi wich hal keroaurmarn tu baad hisab arbi wichUffff! banda ki kare?

Santa: tere result da ki banya?Pappu: madam kendi si class vich 1 saal hor lagana hai.Santa: phir theek hai, saal chahe 2,3 hor lag jayn, bas fail na hona.

Santa: Das meri tokri vich ki hai ta sare Eggs tere,je tu dasde kine ta 8 de 8 tere,te je tu dasde kis Janwar de ne ta o Murgi v teri Banta:Koi Hint ta de!

Baba Karnail Singh baitha si Dukaan te’Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phiraa ke kehan lagge,Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se.

Santa sufrng frm cold was SHIVERING.His son call doc.Doc ask d boy wat happend? son-Bimari da ta pata nahi par bapu savere da "VIBRATION" te lagya hoya hai

Sardar-Murge di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Srdr-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murgi le gai. Sardar-Isda dimag kithe hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar si

Ranjhe ton jayada kise Majnu ton ghatt na,keeti honi kise ne vi Eho jihi hadd na,Chann tare Tethon Asin var diyan ge,Ehna sohniye Asin Tainu pyar diyan ge.

Banta : how did u get a new car. Santa : girl drove me 2 beach tuk off her clothes & said : take what u want & i tuk car. Banta : gud tu kapdo ka kya karta

Jee karda hai tere kol aake ruk javan,Hanjhu ban ke akhan cho teriya galan te aake suk javan,Rabb hor kujh deve na mainu basteri bukal vich aake mukk javan

Mithi udeek te udeek nalo yar mitha,mitha yar te yar nalo ishq mitha,mitha ishq te ishq nalo mithi sadi yari, es to mitha kujh na milna lab ley dunia sari.

Ranjhe ton jayada kise Majnu ton ghatt na,keeti honi kise ne vi Eho jihi hadd na,Chann tare Tethon Asin var diyan ge,Ehna sohniye Asin Tainu pyar diyan ge.

Dil kise nal lagg jave,uton sajan ho alag jave,jd vairi bn eh jag jave,fir yadan dil tarfaundian ne..Hun taare hi gin lainde,das nendaan kithe aundian ne..