Yaari Vich Naffe Nuksan Nahio Vekhide,Manzila De Sahmne Tuffan Nahio Vekhide,Yaaran De Gunnaha Da Hisaab Nahio Jorrida,Apne Pyareya Da Dil Nahio Todi da....

Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai ..kadde patcharr de badall cha jande ne...dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai...waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne..

tusi door gaye intizar kitatusi kool aye pyar kitatusi rus gae razi kitatusi yad aye mis kitajadu mis kita sms kitaek gal daso sub kuj main kitatusi ki kita

Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai ..kadde patcharr de badall cha jande ne...dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai...waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne..

Santa-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.Banta-kyon chukan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera peo sunuga. ...

Pent shirt pa k jadon mein tyar hunda,Phr k mobile jadon gaddi te swar hunda,Weikh de ne loki char k chobaray,Te kenday ne,Kaash ay sadi kuri da yar hunda..

Sohna Dil te husan jawan hoveSohna Dil te husan jawan hove... pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove... aa ghut ke jhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan hove.

Bol tainnu aj kee gift devaan ? Dosti chahidee ya, jaan vaar devaan ? Nokia 6600, ya kaar devaan ? Bus inne naal hee sur jaau ya 2-4 gappan hor maar devaan?

Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita

Ik Admi chupke se Jahanum se nikal ker jannat mai chala gayaFrishta na paker ker khoob maraAdmi utha aur bolaTuhade ina harkatan to koi jannat wich nai anda

Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai ..kadde patcharr de badall cha jande ne...dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai...waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne..

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde...

Sardar ji;Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye. maham khan()

Santa : Ik Waari Main Chotta Hunda C , Main Qutub Minaar Ton Gir Gaya C ..Banta : Fir Mar Gaya C k Bach Gaya C ??Santa : Mainu Yaad Nai Main Chotta Hunda C..

Ak 47 Sardar joins army, given AK 47.Hes puzzld.Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga