Har raah dimanzil nahi,Par chalna tasab nu hai. .Har dil nu dildaar da saath nahi milda,Par dhadkana ta sab nu hai. .Bhale na hi howe mulaqat mehboob naal,

Sometimes we make love with our eyes.Sometimes we make love with our hands.Sometimes we make love with our bodies.Always we make love with our hearts.wasim

A sardar was driving in Delhi with his girlfriend.While driving he kept his hand on her thighs.She smiled & said-u can go further...He drove to Chandigarh!

Teri yaari da mull asi utaar nahi sakde,Tu mange jaan te kar inkaar nahi sakde,Mannya k zindagi lendi imtehan bare,Par tu howe naal te asi haar nahi sakde.

Holywod in punjabi version:Jarrasic park:Dainasour gujjar daMr bean:Gunga gujarSpider man:jale wala gujarSuper man:urne wala gujjarTitanic:kashti gujjar di

Dil wich aksar ik aas jehi rehndi a.Akhan nu kise di tlash jehi rehndi a.Vaise tan koi kami nahi meri zindgi vich,Par dostan bina zindgi udas jehi rhndi a.

Exams De Paavan Mauke Te Arz Kita Hai, Padna Likna Chad De Mitra, Nakal Te Rakhi Aas.Chak Rajai SoJa Bhagta, Rab Karega Pass. Bolo Parchi Wale Babe de Jai.

De khushi, jo naal anjaam tak jawe.Ja fir gam de ena, ki khushi di aas muk jawe.Kol na v aa mere eh teri marji,Par door ena vi na ja, ke eh saath tut jawe.

sweray twadi yad aye tai miss kitadinne twadi yad aye taihor miss kitaratyi twadi yaad aye tai fer miss kitajadon jann tai ban aye tai sms kitachanga kitta

Sardar ne Girls hostel phone kiya-Hello, RANI hai kya? WARDEN NE PUCHA-Aage kya lagati hai? SARDAR-Abhi ka to pata nahi, 2 mahine pahle STAYFREE lagati thi.

Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita

Yaar tan zindGi diyan rahan hunde ne,eh tan sajiyan-khabiya bahvan hunde ne.das bhala kdi koi bhulya hai saah laina,te yaar tan vasde hi vich sahan hunde ne

Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai ..kadde patcharr de badall cha jande ne...dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai...waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne..

Mitha intizar te intizar nalo yar Mitha.Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar Mitha.Mitha pyar te pyar nalo Mithi sadi Yari.Es to Mitha kuj na milna lub le duniya Sari

Santa-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.Banta-kyon chukan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera peo sunuga. ...