akhan band kitian te tenu sahmne paya.......tera masum chehra har vari sahmne aya..rabb nu milan di reejh v odo muk gyi,jad yad ohnu kita te sahmne tenu paya

Santa : Ik Waari Main Chotta Hunda C , Main Qutub Minaar Ton Gir Gaya C ..Banta : Fir Mar Gaya C k Bach Gaya C ??Santa : Mainu Yaad Nai Main Chotta Hunda C..

Saanjh gamaan naal sajaai bathe haan,sharat botal nal lagaai bathe haan...shyad aa jaave koi saade nalo vi pyaasa,ethi soch k thodi jehi bachaai baithe haan.

a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao. sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

Jatt te kudi bench te baithe c ; Jat-Tuhada Naam? KUDI- Neena, te tuhada.. Jat- Main kameena.. Kudi-Lagde ta nahin. Jat- Thoda naal ho k baith pata lagjau..,

Labde han nishan nit shehar jande rahvan ton,puchde sunehe aundia hwava ton.karde dua ten kise di na thod hove,mardi awaz YARA j sadi kade lod hove..........

SARDAR was looking in his marriage certificate since an hour then his wife asked: Oh tussi itni der se KYA dekh rahe ho SARDAR: Oye expiry date dund rahahoo.

Ikk Ajnabi Naal Mainu Ena Pyar Kyun,Inkar Karn To Baad Vi, Chahat Da Ikrar Kyun,Ohnu Pauna Meri Taqdeer Ch Nahi Sayad,Fer Vi Har Mod Utte Usi Da Intjar Kyun.

Hath che Phhad ke Gandassiyaan jadonBULLET te Sawaar Hunde,Pagg ban GABRU jadon Tayaar hundevekhde ne loki chad ke chubare kehnde"KASH ASIN VI SARDAAR HUNDE"

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde...

Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?

Santa weeping. Friend asked ki hoya?Santa: bapu mer gaya.After 5 mints santa again crying.Friend asked: hun ki hoya?Santa said: meri behan da baapu v mer gia

tere pyar da mull asi tarr nahi sakde,tu mange jaan ta asi inkar nahi sakde, maneya ke jindgi laindi imtehan bade, par tu hove nal ta asi harr nahi sakde....

Pyaar Sacha Hove Ta Waqt Ruk Janda Hai,Aasma Lakh Uccha Hove Par Chuk Janda Va.Pyaar Wich Duniya Lakh Bane Rukawat.Yaar Sacha Hove Ta Rabb vi jhuk janda hai.

Yadan terian nu pulna hum Okha ho gia,Jo dity nay tu gham Ohna nu sehna Okha ho gia,Tu jaaan lagy keh dita, Pul ja menuHun Ohna galaan nu pulana Okha ho gia.