Santa: My doctor told me to start killing people Banta: Which crazy doctor is this? Santa: Well not in those exact words He said I had to reduce the stress in my life Same thing really

Santa in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and one beer from the tap Waiter: Is it enough Sir? Santa: What? Do you think I can t buy more?

Santa standing on the platform suddenly jumps on the railway track Banta: Santa you ll die Santa: Fool you ll die; Because haven’t you heard the train is coming on the platform?

Santa: Let s not blame Sachin Tendulkar for not retiring Banta: Why? Santa: You see that since he became an MP he shouldn t be pressed for retirement as politicians simply don t retire

Santa: I broke down and cried when my wife tried to commit suicide Banta: It s natural - every guy would do that Santa: Quite right That s the nicest thing she s ever attempted for me

Santa: My wife was trying on different things yesterday and asked me what would make her new dress look sexier Banta: So what did you suggest? Santa: I told her to give it to her siste

Santa: My mistress is well pissed off with me after last night Banta: What happened? Santa: I got really drunk and ended up waking up in the wrong house My wife was glad to see me though

Celebrating their sliver wedding anniversary Jeeto turned to Santa and said Will you still love me when my hair has gone grey? Santa: Why not? Haven t I loved you through six other shades

The doctor took Santa into the room and said Santa ji I have some good news and some bad news Santa: Oh no Give me the good news I guess Doctor: They re going to name a disease after you

Celebrating their silver wedding anniversary Jeeto turned to Santa and said Will you still love me when my hair has gone grey? Santa: Why not? Haven t I loved you through six other shades?

Santa joined new job 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order so I rearranged them

Santa goes to a petrol pump sees a board Don t use your mobile here He picks his mobile phone calls Jeeto and Banta from his phone advises them to desist calling him for the next 10 minutes

Santa : Now I know why these women on Fashion TV are so thin Banta: Why? Santa: Because no matter what time you watch them on any Fashion Channel you ll always find them walking on the ramp

Manager: Sorry but I can t give u a job I don t have any more work Santa: That s all right sir In fact I am just the right person in this case You see I won t ask you to give me work anyway

Santa: I couldn t slept all night in the train Banta: Why? Santa: Got upper berth Banta: Why didn t u try to exchange your berth? Santa: Oye there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth