Santa: After having been married for long I have realised one thing Banta: And what exactly is it? Santa: A man who doesn t lie to his wife doesn t care about her feelings

Santa: I saw a man at the beach yelling Help Shark Help I just laughed Banta: Why did you laugh at the agony of that man? Santa: I knew that shark wasn t going to help him

Santa went into a public toilet and came out after one hour The sweeper sitting outside asked for 20 rupees Shocked Santa said I was sitting in a toilet and not a cyber cafe

Santa: My son failed his Biology test today Banta: That s pretty bad Santa: Yeah they asked what is commonly found in cells? Apparently Prisoners wasn t the correct answe

Banta: What s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? Santa: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years A good lawyer can make it last even longe

A man went into a bank and said to the cashier Will you check my balance? Santa was also standing in the queue behind him and before the cashier could reply Santa pushed him

Santa makes a call to an airline enquiry: How long is the journey from Chandigarh to Mumbai? Operator: 1 second Sir Santa disconnects and remarks Pee ke Bethi hai Kamini

Santa to a fellow Delhi Metro passenger Pardon me when does Connaught Place station arrive? Fellow Passenger: Just watch me get off one station after you do Santa: Thank you

Santa Jeeto had a fight the whole night Later the next morning Santa offered a glass of milk to Jeeto Jeeto: U are sorry for fighting with me? Santa: No today is Nag Panchami

Policeman (after the collision): You saw this lady driving toward you Why didn t you give her the road? Santa: I was going to as soon as I could discover which half she wanted

Santa: I think I ll go upstairs and send Pinky s fiancee home Jeeto: Now you need to remember the way we used to court Santa: Oh My Gosh I hadn t thought of that Out he goes

Banta: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn t rush to my feet Why is this? Santa: It s because your feet aren t empty

Santa Banta got tired of mobile bills decide 2 use pigeons One day a pigeon reaches Banta without a message Banta writes to Santa angrily and says Santa was this a missed call?

Santa: A friend of mine had an arguement with his wife so they decided to flip a coin to choose a name for their new son Banta: So what exactly did they name him? Santa: Tails

Jeeto: Darling years ago U had a figure like Coke bottle Santa: Yes darling I still do The only difference is earlier it was like 300ml bottle now it s like a 1 5 liter bottle