Jeeto: I wish you d bring home a Water Melon My mother is coming today and you know she d give half her life for a good Water Melon Santa: Really Then I ll bring two

Santa: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money Banta: That is nothing I saved full money I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend

Santa: My girlfriend just told me that I have a problem with being faithful Banta: It must be your fault only Santa: I find it funny Because my wife never says that

Santa: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace on her birthday and she didn t speak to me for 6 months Banta: Why? Was the necklace fake? Santa: Nooooo That was the deal

Santa went to a restaurant in China Santa: Waiter there s cockroach in my salad Waiter: Please don t shout sir Or else the other customers will be asking for one too

On a crowded bus Santa noticed that Banta had his eyes closed What s the matter? Are you sick? Santa asked No I m okay It s just that I hate to see old ladies standing

Santa complained to the police Sir all the items are missing except the TV in my house Police: How s that the thief did not take the TV? Santa: I was watching TV news

Your hair wants cutting badly Sir said a barber insinuatingly to Banta Banta curtly to Barber No it does not It wants cutting nicely You cut it badly last time around

Jeeto: Did you go shopping for my birthday present? Santa: Yeah and I found a perfect thing for you Jeeto: You re such a darling And what exactly is it? Santa: Nothing

Banta: Why is it said that behind every successful man there is a woman? Santa: Stupid don t you see women chasing successful men so they got to be behind while chasing

The tired-looking Santa sat facing the lawyer Lawyer: So you want a divorce from your wife Aren t your relations pleasant? Santa: Mine are but hers are simply terrible

Santa: I ve come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday Salesman: Fine Now tell me what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car? Santa: My wife

After reading the form filled by Santa the Interviewr said: We do have an opening for you Santa: What is it? Interviewer: It s not what it s where and it s called DOOR

Santa: It s earth Hour switch off all lights Pappu: Papa there s no electricity since morning Santa: Never mind switch off the buttons At least we can take the feeling

Santa: Three weeks ago my wife learnt how to drive Banta: But my wife told me that she hit a lamppost a couple of days back? Santa: Yes now she s learning how to aim it