Santa: They say Milk gives you strength Banta: That s right Santa: So I drank 5 glasses still couldn t move a wall I tried 6 shots of vodka saw the wall move by itself

Santa: Please give me two fans - one male and one female Shopkeeper: What nonsense Fans don t have any gender Santa: Why not? Ok you give me one Bajaj and one Usha fan

Santa: A thief broke into our house last night He was searching for money Banta: What did you do? Santa: I got up turned on all the lights and started searching with him

Jeeto to Santa on Valentine s day What is 10 years with me? Santa: A second Jeeto: What is Rs 5 000 to you? Santa: A coin Jeeto: OK Give me a coin Santa: Wait a second

Santa: I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him Banta: You must keep your dog on leash Santa: That s bullshit my dog can t even ride a bicycle

Santa:Give me one room with double-bed Hotel Manager: But Sir you seem to be alone Santa: Yes But I am married and I wish to enjoy silence from the other side of the bed

Santa has to sell his dog Banta wants to buy it Banta: Is this dog faithful? Santa: Yes I have sold it 3 times earlier also It is so faithful every time it returned to me

Santa: I m so sick n tired of friends who can t handle their alcohol Banta: What happened? Santa: The other night they dropped me three times while carrying me to the ca

Banta: I ve discovered the origin of the word Good Bye Santa: Oh really? What s it? Banta: Many years ago a husband said to his wife I m leaving u the wife said: Good Bye

Salesman: Sir Cockroach Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? Santa: Nahi Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega The salesman fainted

Santa: Doctor you must help me I m under such a lot of stress I keep losing my temper with people Doctor: Tell me about your problem Santa: I just did you son of a b***h

Santa: Why did you have to stay after school Pappu? Pappu: I funked the test I don t know where Appalachians were Santa: Well next time remember where you put things dea

Santa is in the bathroom and his wife Jeeto shouts from outside: Could you find the shampoo? Santa: Yes but I m not sure what to do it s for dry hair and I ve just wet mine

Santa to Banta Did you hear that joke about the Egyptian guide who showed some tourists two skulls of Cleopatra - one as a girl and one as a woman? Banta: No let s hear it

Santa to Banta Every night my wife puts a mudpack on her face and slices of cucumber over her eyes Banta: Does it work? Santa: No it doesn t work I can still tell it s he