Santa: Dear son this time you have to get at least 95% marks Pappu: No dad I will get 100% this time Santa: Why are u telling a joke? Pappu: Who started first?

Pappu: Do you know Dad my Sunday school teacher says that in some parts of Africa a man doesn t know his wife until he marries her Santa: Why single out Africa?

Banta: Kindly loan me 2000 bucks It being Sunday banks are closed Santa: Why don t you use an ATM? It s like 24 hour banking Banta: I don t have that much time

Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene it s positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpentine

Santa: Today I gave my wife her first driving lesson Banta: That s really considerate of you What was her 1st lesson? Santa: I told her Always let the man drive

Santa: I won 2 Gold Medals in my entire life Pappu: That s commendable In which field? Santa: One was for my excellent memory and the second one I don t remembe

Pappu: Dad was it your love marriage with Mom? Santa: Yes son How do you know? Pappu: Coz of the difference of 4 months between your marriage and my date of birth

Santa: Last night I had a fantastic dream about Katrina Kaif Sonakshi Sinha and Priyanka Chopra Banta: Wow Then what happened? Santa: I beat them all at Monopoly

Santa took his dad for a routine check-up Doctor: Your father is very healthy he did live to be eighty Santa: But he s eighty Doctor: See? What did I tell you?

Santa: How s Ur Sex Life? Banta: As ususal great Monday to Friday Santa: What about the weekends? Banta: Weekends? Oh that time I m at home relaxing with my wife

Santa was looking at a lady Jeeto: Why are you staring at that lady? Santa: Bcoz she looks exactly like you Jeeto: Is she hot? Santa s dilemma: To say YES or NO

Banta: Santa Bhaji you cannot appreciate this novel because you never wrote a novel Santa: I never laid an egg but I am a better judge of an omelette than any hen

Santa: I just wish my wife could look down from Heaven and see me now Banta: What are you talking about? She s still alive Santa: Exactly that s why it is a wish

Classic Insult: Jeeto to her hubby Please give me Rs 2 000/- I want to go to a Beauty Parlour Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs 10 000/-

Santa was sitting in a park Banta: What are you doing here? Santa: I am taking a revenge Banta: From whom? Santa: From Time It wasted my life Now I am wasting it