Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick no work Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok ur wife very sweet

Titanic was sinking An Englishman asked Santa How far is land? Santa: 2 KMs Englishman jumped into sea Englishman: Now which direction? Santa: Downwards

Santa to Boss: Sir Banta is waiting outside your room with a basket full of underwears Boss: Oh no I told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 minutes

Santa dialled a phone number A computerizd female voice said Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Itna Hi Kaafi Hai

Immediately after his annual examination Santa with a multitude of problems asked anxiously Doctor how do I stand? That s what puzzles me replied the docto

Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state Jeeto: Where ve you been? Santa: Can t you guess where I ve been? Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story

Banta: U looked troubled what s ur prob? Santa: I m going to b a father Banta: But that s wonderful Santa: What s wonderful My wife doesn t know about it yet

A down and out beggar walked up to Santa on the street and said Sir I haven t eaten in three days Santa: Force yourself or probably consult some good docto

Santa: I can speak and understand 7 languages Banta: English Hindi Punjabi and Urdu But may I know which other three? Santa: Profanity Sarcasm and Real shit

Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji? Santa: Thanks for giving me the job I will investigate

Santa s marriage got fixed for 2nd November He sent an Invite to all his friends: Marriage is on 2nd please come on the Ist Night We ll all have fun togethe

After returning back from a foreign trip Santa asked his wife Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Santa looked in the mirror said: Seems I ve seen him sumwhere Then he says: Oh yes He s the same bastard who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album

Santa got promotion from clerk to manager He went home and told his wife in new style “You will sleep with a manager today ” Wife fell unconscious

Santa: Yesterday I was really bugged Banta: What happened? Santa: I asked so many people for directions but I couldn t get a straight answer from any of them