Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table Plumber: Sir when did you notice it? Santa: Last night when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup

Jeeto: The amount of whisky you drink you have become an alcoholic Santa: I don t drink alcohol I drink distilled spirits So I am not Alcoholic I am Spiritual

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa Banta were struck for 48 hrs on Escalators

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man He once entered a lion s cage Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out Santa: I didn t say he got out

Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B day? I thought she wanted a car Santa: She did but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

Santa goes into his local electrical store and asks Is there anyone who can show me a food processor? Store Assistant: Kenwood Santa: Okay go and get him then

Santa: I have swallowed a key Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key now I have lost it too

Santa: There are 2 periods in a man s life when he doesn t understand women Jeeto: Indeed and when are these periods? Santa: Before marriage and after marriage

Santa: I will admit I am wrong if you will admit I am right Jeeto: I agree you go first Santa : Ok I am wrong Jeeto(with a twinkle in her eye): You are right

Santa: My wife is so naughty She always kidding with me Banta: How? Santa: Yesterday I went home And I put my hands on her eyes She said: It s you the watchman

Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes

Banta: I really believe you have stopped your worrying What brought about the changer? Santa responded cheerfully My troubles are more real than they used to be

Santa: I have swallowed a key Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key now I have lost it too

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man He once entered a lion s cage Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out Santa: I didn t say he got out

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn