Banta: Have you ever been in a railway accident? Santa: Yes Once when I was in a train and we went through a tunnel And I kissed the father instead of the daughte

While abroad Santa s family were invited to someone s place for dinner Pappu: Papa I don t like the holes in the cheese Santa: Eat the cheese and leave the holes

Banta: Where did you get that umbrella? Santa: It was a gift from sister Banta: You never had any sister Santa: I know - but that s what s engraved on the handle

Santa: Today is a fine day Annoyed Jeeto: Why do you keep saying `Today is a fine day` everyday? Santa: You had said once that `One Fine Day I`ll leave this house`

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere draged Jeeto with his jaws Jeeto: Shoot him Shoot him Santa: I can t I ran out of film

Jeeto (standing in front of mirror) I am fat old wrinkled and no longer pretty Will you still give me a romantic compliment? Santa: Your eyesight is still excellent

Santa accompanied Jeeto to a doctor during her pregnancy and asked the doctor My wife is five months pregnant and she s very moody Doctor: So what s your question?

Oh love what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me? Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband s eyes Santa: I don t know but I promise I ll never do it again

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere dragged Jeeto with his jaws Jeeto: Shoot him Shoot him Santa: I can t I ran out of film

Santa suffering from cold was shivering His son called a doctor Dr: What happened? Son: Don’t know about the disease but since morning he is on VIBRATION mode

Santa: Mere Se Aaj Buhut Galti Ho Gayi Banta: Kya Hua? Santa: Meri Saali Do Kutte Ke Pille Lekar Aayi Thi Maine Usse Jeeto Ke Saamne Keh Diya - Ek Puppy Mujhe De Do

Santa: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? Banta: I would sure love to know more about it Santa: He died laughing before he could tell anybody

Banta: If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time whom would you save? Santa: Of course the tiger Banta: But why? Santa: Very few are left

Santa: The weather has not been too bad this week Banta: But it s so wet all over Santa: Yeah bcoz it only rained twice 1st time for 3 days and 2nd time for 4 days

Doctor: Your liver is packing up It s probably drinks Santa: Really Doctor? Doctor: It seems to be Are you a steady drinker? Santa: No Doctor my hands shake too much