Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly Man next 2 him: Excuse me but u just farted before my wife Santa: Sorry I didn t know it was her turn

Santa was sitting alone in a coffee shop A beautiful lady came and asked If you don t mind can I sit here? Santa: No Lady: Why? Santa: Because I have mind

Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month what will you pay me? Santa: I won t have to pay you you ll get my entire insurance amount

Santa: The recruitment consultant asked me What do you think of voluntary work? Banta: So what was your reply? Santa: I said I wouldn t do it if you paid me

Santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu bring this Waiter: Oh you can t get it because he is the owner of the restaurant

Santa: I m trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis Banta: So what all do you eat? Santa: I m only eating seafood like prawn lobster and drowned chicken

Santa: I can t seem to connect with my wife these days Banta: It certainly leaves an emotional void? Santa: Not really She keeps ducking every time I swing

Santa: When I was a child homosexuality was a crime in India As I grew up it was acceptable Now it s legal I d better leave India b4 they make it compulsory

Santa: My boy is growing up he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with girlfriends Jeeto: My boy is past that He wants to stay indoors with girlfriends

Santa bought a car on loan from a bank He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car Santa: If I knew this I d have taken a loan for my marriage also

Santa: I m worried - it s raining and my wife is in the market Banta: Oh she ll probably step inside some store Santa: Yeah That s what I am worried about

Santa: There is always a DRIVE SLOW board near the boy s college but never near to the girl s college Why? Banta: Coz vehicles automatically slow down there

Santa: Our new neighbour is an Aam Aadmi Party member Banta: How do you know that? Santa: Today morning when I waved my hand to her she showed me the Broom

Jeeto: I have read in a newspaper that widows make the best wives Santa: May be But you can t expect me to kill myself that you can be good wife to someone

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary Kanta: I don t believe it U r just trying 2 make me jealous