Santa standing on the scale holding his stomach in Jeeto: I don t think that is going to help Santa: Sure it does How else could I see the numbers?

Santa: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali? Banta: By going abroad? Santa: No By sending his wife to her parents place Happy Diwali

Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn t that smart Banta: Why so? Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was cleve

Santa: Doc I think I`m getting senile Several times lately I have forgotten to zip up Dr: That`s not senility Senility is when you forget to zip down

Pappu: Papa what s the difference between mother s tears and wife s tears? Santa: Mother s tears effect your heart and wife s tears effect your pocket

Santa visits Mysore Palace Guide: Please don’t sit there this is Tipu Sultan’s chair Santa: Don’t worry I will get up when he comes

Santa was writing something very slowly Banta: Why are u writing so slowly? Santa: I’m writing to my 6 yr old son he can’t read very fast

Santa: I hate it when my wife asks me to hold her purse Banta: What s wrong in it? Santa: I don t like it when it doesn t match with what I m wearing

Drunk Santa was driving and hit a policeman The policeman died As a good citizen Santa decided to inform police He called 100 and said Now You Are 99

Santa was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts Noooo Don t get off the horse It s a trap Jeeto: What are you watching? Santa: Our wedding DVD

Santa: My wife said she needed some space in her life Banta: So what steps are you taking? Santa: I agreed and hung 2 Star Wars posters in the kitchen

Santa: Why does a woman say she s been shopping when she doesn t buy a thing? Jeeto: Why does a man say he s been hunting when he hasn t shot anything?

Santa: LG has brought out these new refrigerators with Wi-Fi WTF? Banta: That s cool Santa: Yeah like my chicken and eggs want to watch YouTube videos

Santa: It s too late in the night You better stay over here only Banta: It makes sense I better get my night-suit from my house Santa: Good Come soon

Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question Banta: Hmmm I am listening Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side