Doctor: I can t find a cause for your illness Frankly I think it s due to excessive drinking Santa: In that case I ll come back when you are sobe

Santa Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy Santa: Look so many bandages pakka lorry accident case Banta: Aaho lorry number is also written BC 1760

Santa texted his son Pappu What does IDK LY TTYL mean? Pappu texted I don t know love u talk to u later Santa texted back Don t worry I ll ask Banta

Santa to Banta: What s the easiest way to kill a lion? Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I ll drink poison and let lion eat me

Jeeto: U tell a man something it goes in one ear comes out of the other Santa: U tell a woman something it goes in both ears comes out of the mouth

Banta: My 9 year old son told me a girl was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong Santa: I think he s ready for marriage

Santa: Will U marry after I die? Jeeto: No I will live with my sister Jeeto: Will U marry after I die? Santa: No I will also live with your siste

Jeeto: U tell a man something it goes in one ear comes out of the other Santa: U tell a woman something it goes in both ears comes out of the mouth

Santa goes to a library and asks for a book Psycho- the Rapist The librarian searches comes back and says: Idiot the book is called Psychotherapist

Pappu: Dad what s Sex? Santa gets tensed but explains everything Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?

Jeeto: What do you think about our love? Santa: Try to count the starts in the sky Jeeto: Wow So it s infinite Santa: No baby it s a waste of time

Judge: What s the proof that you were not over-speeding? Santa: My Lord I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back Judge: Case dismissed

Santa went to his bank manager and said I d like to start a small business How do I go about it? Simple said the bank manager Buy a big one and wait

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope Santa was observing him Suddenly a star falls seeing that Santa shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in paradise Banta: Why? Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple