Banta: My wife is too good She can talk on any subject for hours Santa: Ahh my wife is better she does not even need a subject to talk about

Santa: I am proud because my son is in medical college Banta: Really what is he studying Santa: No he is not studying they are studying him

Boss: I m giving u driver s job Starting salary Rs 3000 is it OK ? Santa: U R great sir Starting salary is Ok but how much is DRIVING salary?

Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide someone asked the reason He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can t live without my friend

Santa got a flat tyre he pulled over to change it Banta: Did your tyre go flat? Santa: No I was driving along and the other 3 just swelled up

Santa s mistress dies Her husband is calm but Santa furiously moans her death Her husband finally consoles Santa Don t worry I ll marry again

Santa bought a car on loan He didn t pay the dues the bank took away his car Santa: If I knew this I d have taken a loan for my marriage also

Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me Banta: What kind? Santa: Drunk persons when I m sober and sober ones when I m drunk

Santa: I stained my shirt due to simple carelessness I don t know how I m going to get it out Banta: What did you spill? Santa: Stain remove

Santa: Hello I m in the hospital I got my leg injured at work and Preeti brought me here Doctors say I might lose my leg Jeeto: Who s Preeti?

Film Director Santa: U have to jump to a swimming pool from 100 ft Actor: But I don t know swimming sir Santa: Don t worry there is no wate

Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me Banta: What kind? Santa: Drunk persons when I m sober and sober ones when I m drunk

Santa: Why is your mother sitting so silently today Pappu: Nothing dad she asked for lipstick I heard Fevi Stick Santa: God bless you my son

Santa to Banta (after many years of marriage): Our marriage is based on trust and understanding She doesn`t trust me and I don`t understand he

Santa: I m the only one in my family who drinks which is great Banta: Why is it great? Santa: Because to me they re all potential liver donors