Passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket? Santa: I wanted a matchbox Passenger: U could have asked me Santa: I don t speak to strangers

Pappu: Papa what do I give my girlfriend as a gift? Santa: How does she look? Pappu: She looks very sweet and pretty Santa: Give her my numbe

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first Chicken or egg? O Yaar what ever U order first will come first

Banta: Did you ever hear from your neighbour who borrowed Rs 5000 from you? Santa: Every night He used the money for a down payment on a TV set

Santa: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you Jeeto: Nonsense it s only a matter of patience I had a lot of trouble with u at first

A letter landed on the doormat of Santa s house On it it was written - Do not bend Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?

Banta: It s absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles Santa: That s all right; he s earning it - I have my brakes on

Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual? Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish

Santa was busy removing a wheel from auto Banta: Why are you removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can t you read Parking for two wheelers only

Santa: Darling years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle Jeeto: Yes darling I still do only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it s 1 5 lt

Preeto: What is inflation? Santa: Earlier u were 36-24-36 now u r 36-42-48 Now u hav more than before yet ur worth is much less That s inflation

Santa: My in-laws gifted me a car on my 10th wedding anniversary Banta: What model is the car? Santa: It s not a model; it s a horrible example

Banta: How s your wife these days? Santa: She s awfully sick Banta: Must be dangerous? Is she? Santa: No she s too weak to be dangerous anymore

Banta: What s the difference between us and Camels? Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days and We can drink without working for 7 days

Insurance Agent: Now that you are married I suppose you will take out an insurance policy? Santa: Oh no I don t think she s going to be dangerous