Banta: Talking about Africa makes me think of the time Bored Santa: Good gracious you re quite right I had no idea it was so late Goodbye

Banta: Why do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make up? Santa: All false Girls look beautiful because boys have good imagination

Santa to his wife Jeeto: Banta is a real dud Jeeto: How did you infer? Santa: It took him 15 years of marriage to get the seven-year-itch

Banta: My wife is very courteous Santa: My wife is more courteous than your wife Banta: How? Santa: Whenever she kicks me she apologises

Santa was drawing money from ATM Banta who was just behind him in the line said: I ve seen ur password It s **** Sant: U r wrong It s 1394

Santa to Banta: I wonder who was the first person to see an egg come out of a chicken s butt and think That looks tasty I m gonna eat that

Santa: After years of threatening to leave last night my wife finally broke my heart Banta: Oh my God So she left/ Santa: No She s staying

Banta: Your cousin who was trying so hard to get a Government job what is he doing now? Santa: He s doing nothing He got the government jo

Jeeto: I wish I was a newspaper so I d be in your hands all day Santa: I too wish that u were a newspaper so I cud have a new one everyday

In train a woman slept at Santa son s seat and refused to get up Santa went to TC and complained This lady is not giving berth to my child

Jeeto: I didn t know you smoked When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray

Banta: U cheated me Shopkeeper: No I sold a good radio to u Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio

In an African Safari a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa s wife Jeeto: Shoot him Santa: Just a second let me change the battery of my camera

Santa: My nephew asked me what marriage was like Banta: So what did you tell him? Santa: I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it

Santa: My daughter s music lessons are a fortune to me Banta: How is that? Santa:They enabled me to buy the neighbor s house at half price