Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor and it catches fire how will you escape? Santa: It s simple I will stop imagining

Santa to his friend s son Where have you been for the last 4 years? At college taking medicine Santa: And did you finally get well?

Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample stool sperm sample for his yearly checkup Santa: I m in a hurry doc can I leave my underwea

Dear Sreesanth My hot neighbour is putting her towel out to dry on her balcony Is she sending me a signal? Your Confused Fan Santa

Santa: Jeeto there`s a Dog Race at 4 PM so I shall not be home before late evening Jeeto: Forget about the race you can hardly walk

Santa talking 2 his son Pappu: U should never lie One lie begets another lie; then another lie; and b4 U realise it U become a lawye

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog Banta: Oh That s terrible Santa: Yes it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Santa: My wife said to me those words every man dies to hear Banta: What did she say? Santa: I m leaving you and I m taking the kids

Santa: This restaurant I went to last night is like a Moon Banta: Is it so exorbitant? Santa: No it s cheap But it has no atmosphere

Maths teacher was teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher: If 1000 Kgs= Tonne Then For 3000 Kgs = How Much? Pappu: Tonne Tonna Ton

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago he hasn t come back yet Santa: Why don t you cook something else?

Santa: My wife died yesterday I m trying to cry but tears are not coming out what to do? Banta: No problem Just Imagine she came back

Santa: The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks Banta: And did you? Santa: Yes I had to sell the car to pay the bill

Santa: Have any of your childhood hopes been realized? Banta: Yes When my mother used to pull my hair I wished that I didn t have any

Santa goes to the doctors and says Doctor I can t stop my hands from shaking Doctor: Do you drink much? Santa: No I spill most of it